accident prone

before anything, i'd like to make it clear that i'm NOT a klutz...just accident-prone

I get bruises (my current record is one with a 1.5 inch diameter) in the oddest places-and have no idea where or when i got them. Cuts,scrapes,scratches..all part of my daily routine.Not that i plan/get them on purpose of course...they're like those "collect-em-all's" in fastfood outlets.

I don't mind the little irritating sting of when soap hits the random cut (What another?!) but they worst part is...the scars.

So I went googl-ing and voila!
Nothing. Either that,or i'm using the wrong keywords to search -_-