J.E.R.K

Somewhere out there, there’s a blue wira with a orange cover job on the passenger side door.

Like a Barbie doll set, it comes complete with a empty-headed figurine and multiple accessories. Unlike a Barbie set, it’s unattractive, and loaded chockfull with jerks.
That’s right. Jerks – the kind a driver AND passengers of the said blue wira came pre-packed with.So, if you happen to live in this beautiful, idyllic town of kluang, and want to check out this product you won’t have to look far.Just keep an eye out for :

* 4 indian guys : must be chain-smoking, sleazy, finger-showing, hypocrites (there was some hindu temple car sticker on the back )
* windows of car must be wound down
* driver must be seen driving not only like his grandfather owned the road, but built it
and last but not least;
* a complete JERK

Don’t buy this product for your kids. In fact, when you do come across this package, run it over with that monster truck you have in your garage-twice. Make the world a better place.


*today's lesson was brought to you by the letter J*